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>Be. Fucking. Everyone. Whoah, slow down there! Take it one at a time. >Be Arxus Attistab. You cannot be ARXUS, because you are too busy being LENARES SLARIUS. See, this is what you get when you try to rush ahead! You fuck up and choose the wrong character. Try again later, dumbass. >Okay then. Be Lenares. Your name is LENARES SLARIUS, and your name has not changed since earlier. Why would it have changed? You don't know. You don't have time for bullshit like that. What has changed, however, is where you are. Just a few chapters ago, you were in ANDREAS'S LAB, next to Andreas. Now, you're here, in the Medium, and you are most certainly

*WARNING : THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENT IS A HOMESTUCK FANFIC. NON-HOMESTUCKS WILL NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON* >i n i t i a t e ; (a c t – t h r e e) You are now VYART KORROSIS, and it has been exactly THREE (3) seconds since you entered the MEDIUM. You're not exactly sure what this troll's doing here. >Vyart: What troll? The chick one with the weird cube sign and the missing eye. That one. How she got into the medium with you, you have no idea. But that doesn't matter for now. There is a gate. You must find it. That is all that matters. Huh, someone's trolling you. >Vyart: Check trollian. lN [labyrinthineNexus] began trol

>EoA2: Sburban Reversal. You are now SKYE NAROLE. You have just handed over your cousin AZVERA to THE THESPIAN in exchange for the SCRATCHED DIRK, which is the only weapon that could rip through the CUBE MESA. What will you do? >Skye: Scratch! You can't do that yet! You still have to rescue AZVERA! >Vkatus: Grab your moirail! Vkatus fires her chains at Azvera's feet, dragging her towards you as the Thespian drags her the other way. >Vkatus: LV6 CHAINTECH: GET OVER HERE Vkatus sends Azvera, and The Thespian as well, flying into the air towards you and himself as you grab the cube in one hand and the dagger in the other. Vkatus shouts s

Okay. This is a little bit long-winded but it'll do. You can use this for whatever homestuck fanfic you want or - hell - even in an rp if you can give enough shits to Each character in Placestuck starts with a STRIFE ENGINE. Humans start with the REAL-TIME ENGINE, trolls with the PARSER-BASE ENGINE (Think final fantasy/pokemon/wwatevver) because they are weird. Whoever initiates strife gets to choose the strife engine used in the battle. No-one can initiate strife against a god-tier except something as strong as one (so they can choose to fight or not). The battling stats are: Vitality Capacity: fancy word for health ey? Muscle Capacit

You are KYASOW EDALGA and you are currently under siege by a whole lotta robots. It isn't nice, but this has happened a lot and you are having to make do with it. Out of the window you can just spot a failed experiment - a Kyasowbot, you're guessing. They are the worst. The. WORST. >Kyasow: FRAYMOTIF HAT CANNNOOOOONNNNN You throw a whole lot of hats at the opponent like frisbees. Or shuriken. This is highly deadly but unfortunately you cannot resist hats and run after them. >Kyasow: HATSPLODE! You turn your fetch modus onto TIME MAGNET mode and gain every hat that you have or will put in your sylladex, before sending them flying. And

>Lenars: Explore medium cautiously. You haven't even started playing Sgrub what the fuck are you thinking. >Lenars: Explore neighbourhood slightly more cautiously. You draw your LASERBLADE and head outside, making as little noise as you can. Being a LIMEBLOOD, this place can be very dangerous sometimes, which forces you to rely on BLUH BLUH MYSTERY TROLL for assistance. Speaking of bluh bluh mystery troll, he hasn't pestered you over the last couple of days, which is strange. You don't even know his name yet! Hell, you don't even know if he's a troll or not. He has a typing quirk, but he uses the human 'Pesterchum' chat system. Guess you'r

>Vkatus: Make him pay. Unfortunately you cannot make him pay, as you are now Evulon. >Evulon: Trashtalk. "O|-| yea|-|? I'd li|

A near-adult troll stands on her respiteblock. Strangely enough, there is nothing special about this day. Maybe if you had come two days earlier, you might have witnessed her ninth sweep since her birth, but nevermind. >Enter name. Unfortunately, you cannot do this, as the Fenestrated Wall Control is still set to 'Observe'! You must wait and see what the kid shall do. >Observe. The female troll lets her hands drop to her sides, and seems to stare directly into space in front of her. Suddenly, she grabs at the air in front of her, and then throws something at the 'on' switch from the hand she grabbed with! The fenestrated wall crackles int

 error could not compute please try ag// ain at a n o -- ther point in ti  the screen cuts off there. "Buckets," the troll says, throwing the PDA against the wall, and a timetable after it, slicing the mechanical device in half neatly. "Nothing to use to contact anyone.... whadoido, whadoidoooo..... gogdamnit." A screen flashed from the timetable stuck in the wall, showing a simple picture of exactly where she was standing at the moment. After less than a second, the screen divided in two, one showing her walking over to the chair near a black door and sitting down, the other showing her grab the timetable, captchaloguing the door, and wal

You cannot begin STRIFE against a GOD-TIERED player! You just decide to walk up to her instead. "Name's Lenares," she tells you. "I guess I'm your Exile for this session? Though really, I'm also the ancestor of some girl called Dex- look out!" She shoves you to your left as a large shadow covers the space where you were standing. EXILE 1: SQUASHED BY A INTELLIBEAM LASERSTATION You stand there, waiting for her to get up, as godtiers often do. But she doesn't, as her death was heroic. She is well and truly dead. The Witch is dead. Our Doom has come. xL [xenophobicLegendary] began pestering bE [blatantEternity] at 11:08 PM. xL: SHIT, AZVER